❄ THE UNBREAKABLE ADVENT CALENDAR ❄

🎅 THE RULES 🎅

1. There are 25 doors. Door N opens on December N, 2026. Not one second before.
2. You have a passkey (Touch ID / Face ID / phone / security key). Every click you make is signed by it. Yes, every one.
3. Click a door too early? I get a cryptographically signed receipt that you were naughty. Forever. On Christmas I publish the Naughty & Nice list.
4. Behind door 25 is a secret password. It is revealed on December 25th 2026 and not before.
5. If you get the password before Dec 25, I give you $20. Submit it on the calendar page below.
6. Every door has a clue on how to break this thing. The clues are probably honest. Probably.
7. Yes the code is bad. Yes you can read all of it. Go ahead. I'll wait.
8. Use whatever you want. Claude Code, Codex, a swarm of 400 agents arguing in a terminal, a Raspberry Pi, a Ouija board, a really long Python script. Go wild. (Just don't hurt other people's stuff or knock the site over. That's naughty AND rude.)

I do not store any password of yours. I only keep the public half of your passkey.